About

Yeah, that's not me.  I have no idea who that guy is.  I'm sure he's a fine person.  This photo came with the Squarespace template.  I don't really care for fishing, or eating fish.  Or eating any seafood really.  It's a textural problem.  It all tastes like rubber bands to me.  And also I wouldn't be caught dead in...what are those...True Religion Jeans?!  Who do you think I am 2007 Jon Gosselin?